a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A homeless person dies.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Don't rape me!

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

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