What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's gay and gay? Joe

Avery has crabs.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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