why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

jack shine has boobs

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Exactly what?

where do the women go? the womanarium

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

An Irishman stays home

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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