How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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There is a car full of black people.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Nah

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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