- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A seal walks into a club.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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