how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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i wish i was a tree !

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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The horse said "nay."

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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hi

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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