What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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