- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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