Rebecca Black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Adam Sandler.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Anti Joke

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