- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Black people

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Don't rape me!

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

a black guy leaves prison

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Tacos

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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