As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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minorities.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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womens rights!

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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