you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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womens rights!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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nice shorts.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

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