What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What comes after "Q" R

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Hello

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the bunny eat his food

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Women

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

American Idol

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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