What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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your face.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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