A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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nice shorts.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Golf.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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