Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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I am really good at math debating

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Write your own

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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