Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Tacos

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Knock knock Come in!

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Time flies like a banana.

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