- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Black people

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Don't rape me!

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

a black guy leaves prison

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Tacos

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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