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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

you just lost the game!

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

if it's friday, it must be China

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Slavery lol

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

The WNBA

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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