A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

I am a real homosexual

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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