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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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KEVIN HART

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Black people are clen.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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I LIKE TURLES.

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shut up

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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