So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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GONNA

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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