The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

A homeless person dies.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Tacos

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

oops

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

where do the women go? the womanarium

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Avery has crabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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