Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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