- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Gadaffi

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Penis jokes.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Anti Joke

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