- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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