what is white and sticky? glue.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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look left now look right. washing machine

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Black people are clen.

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Women's Basketball.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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