What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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