A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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You know George Washington? He died.

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you are gay

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What is brown and sticky?

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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The horse said "nay."

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A van drives into a car.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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