Fuck her

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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shut up

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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I came.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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penisface

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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