What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Canada's army

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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