... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Women's Rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I am really good at math debating

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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