Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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W.N.B.A.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Go away.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Black people are clen.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Baseball

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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