- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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