Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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no u

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats gay ? you

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Fuck her

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Anti Joke

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