Knock Knock. Shut up.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Fuck her

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Tacos

lol

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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