What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I am a real homosexual

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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