knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What flys? A fly

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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i heart wiener

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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lol

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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