Tacos

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

I am a real homosexual

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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