What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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look left now look right. washing machine

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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