- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Miscarriages.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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