- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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