- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Gadaffi

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Penis jokes.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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