- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

women's lacrosse.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

W.N.B.A.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Go away.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Black people are clen.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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