what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar...n

hi

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Baseball

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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