- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

ollie is a fag so are you

austins gay lolololol

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What is brown and sticky?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

96

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

ollie is a fag so are you

austins gay lolololol

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What is brown and sticky?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face