- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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