Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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So dont touch it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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