whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Rebecca Black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why was johny late to school? He died

Knock knock Who's there? What.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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