Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Gadaffi

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Write your own

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Icecream

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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