A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What should I name my dog?

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GONNA

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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women's rights

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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