Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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oops

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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