your momma's an antijoke

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Ancient Greeks rights

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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