Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What flys? A fly

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Water, please.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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