Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Rob Bell

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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