- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

whats better than shoes feet

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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