What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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WNBA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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