Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Brittney Spears

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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