Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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NEVER

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Dear John,

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Your mom goes to college

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Anti Joke

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