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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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