- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

I can't think of a joke!

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

A seal walks into a club.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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