- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Women's Basketball.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What do you call Obama? - the president

What lives underground? Grandpa

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

WNBA

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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