What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Anal cheese curds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Water, please.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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