What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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