why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Anti Joke

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