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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Hey Caleb.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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