What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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nice shorts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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