A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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lololololololololol

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Anti Joke

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