How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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i wish i was a tree !

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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want to go home? yea

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What is brown and sticky?

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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