I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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WNBA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Can I touch it?

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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