- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Go away.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Black people are clen.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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