Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Go away.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Sea World Japan.

Baseball

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Steering Wheel Face.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Avery has crabs.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Womens Rights.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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