"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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My sister has to take a dump

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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