- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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shut up

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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