Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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