roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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okay.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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