roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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you just lost the game!

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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