Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

you will die someday

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

No

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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