A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What lives underground? Grandpa

thumb_up thumb_down +24

lewis bedford

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you leave a man in suspense...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock knock It's open, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Tacos

thumb_up thumb_down +18

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops