What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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