Golf.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Haha pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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