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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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