Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Hummer.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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