- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

i fondle myself every night....

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Get in the van

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

BUTTERFARTING

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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