Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Anti Joke

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