Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

Horse tits

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

Feet

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

High school gym class.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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