- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

Feet

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

High school gym class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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