Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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High school gym class.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Feet

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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