What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Feet

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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