How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Canada's army

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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