When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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chuck norris

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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